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Happy Ending Oil
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"Happy Ending," what's that?
If you've ever had a massage before, you've probably left the experience in a state of happiness and bliss. Well... In some occasions, you may have the opportunity to roll over onto your back for the masseuse to provide a "full body" massage. Which may result in the masseuse removing the towel covering your beautiful genitalia and performing intense massage techniques that'll provide you with a... ...happy ending.
Are happy endings illegal?

According HipUrbanGirl.com, happy endings are a criminal offense under Bill C-36 in Canada for:

  • the person purchasing a sexual service at a massage parlour; and,
  • the institution profiting off the service (i.e. the massage parlour)

Fortunately, Canadians can simply pop over the border to enjoy their fix of happy endings in the United States.

As the Hip Urban Girl writes, "The Supreme Court of The United States has ruled that “happy endings” can be considered a legitimate massage procedure, and in no way should be considered prostitution."

If I get a happy ending, is that cheating?

That's a conversation you need to have with your partner

Come on, don't expect a random web page on the internet to justify whether or not your actions are considered cheating.

Are all happy endings sexual?

You're seriously asking? No.

There are so many situations in life that can lead to a happy ending. Such as the end of a scandalous situation that doesn't result in being sued, that's a happy ending.

Or the movie Forest Gump, which shows his struggle in life and eventually leads to parting ways with his son with an expression of sincere love.

So - wtf is HappyEndingOil.com?

Now you're asking the right question!

HappyEndingOil.com is a startup to create an authentic massage oil product and experience from Thailand.

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